Monday, November 21, 2016

Odds and ends (1): Shit.

The other week I was shelving books in the library, and I was shelving by a shelf right outside the bathroom when some guy walks by me, goes into the bathroom, and then I can not only hear a noisy shit, but also the sounds of him rolling out and tearing off toilet paper and then pausing to wipe his ass after he's all done taking his noisy shit.

As he does that, I think to myself that perverts would find that part of my job pleasurable, and I wonder if some people take jobs like mine just so they can listen sometimes to other people shitting.

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