Tuesday, May 31, 2016

A Friday evening purchase.

The other Friday evening, it was ass cold and I wanted a glass of wine and some gummy bears, so I ran up to the local chain drugstore to get some.

"Wine and gummy bears, isn't that going to be a good evening," I was like, to the (taller) (young) (gay-looking) (hispanic) cashier.

"Oh my God," he was like, "Are you going to try that?".

"Try what?", I was like

He then told me that he saw something on Facebook the other day where you actually put gummy bears in wine and let them sit and then eat them or drink it or something like that, and I had to explain that no, it was just a coincidence, I was planning to consume them separately.

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