2 recent theatrical remarks I made at the student bar ~

1) When discussing last names w/someone of Indian origin (in a mock sneering voice):

"This is America, if we can't say your last name, you don't belong here!".

2) When I had told a bartender that the term had finally finished and so I was out partying a lot, and he said it was always nice to "go out and party":

"Go out and party?  Go out and party?  I *AM* the party!".