Tuesday, September 16, 2014

Texts on shit from my one friend who teaches modern Czech literature.

After I texted my one friend who teaches modern Czech literature about Shit Bit – she’d love one and totally would do it! – she texted me back:
You’re telling this to someone who’s been peeing out of her anus all day.  I mean crazy diarrhea.
I also had texted her about my morning shit where my bowels went “BWHEH”, and she said:
What?  No pictures?  You’ve got to document that shit.

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