1) A
(fat) (early 40s) (mildly bearded) (white) hipster guy who during the rest stop just sat
down on his seat in the stopped quiet bus and let out a belch, as the bus was filling
slowly back up with passengers.
2) A
(fat) (early college) (nerd-ish) (dark bearded) (white) guy who sat down next to me and
smelled vaguely like ass – and totally smelled like ass when he shifted so I
could go past him and go to the bathroom...
When I temporarily moved to another seat to use plugs there and charge my cell phone, he was
like, “Sweet!, Are you getting up?”, and shifted himself onto my seat without even getting up, smearing
his ass all over everything... After
that, I permanently moved.
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