Between
beer-drinking and this abs workout that the (black) (male) (Afroed) bartender
at the student bar sold me on, my fat has shifted onto the front of my belly,
making me look fatter and giving me bigger love handles, while at the same time
my waistline is somehow decreasing and my shorts are falling off.
And,
like a month ago I got a bad farmers tan that I haven’t been able to even out,
so my arms / shoulder / necklines are dark and kind of match the color of my
nipples, while my other skin still looks kind of white.
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