Shitty news.

I just saw my friend at the library desk, the older black lady who works Sunday nights, and after we talked a bit about this and that, she turned to me with an upset face and was like, "Know what?", and she went on to show me how she has this small gap in her bottom front teeth since her fill-in tooth -- she called it a "flipper" -- is lost, since when she went to go get it the other day -- she takes it out when she's eating and wraps it in a paper towel and keeps it between her tits, only sometimes she forgets to put it back in afterwards, and she walks around with it between her tits all day -- it wasn't there, and she was looking all over for it, and then she remembered she had gone to help someone put a suitcase in the back of their car, and there it was in the street, crushed to pieces in the paper towel since someone had driven over it while it was sitting out there.

"Can't you just glue it back together and put it back in?", she says her dad asked her.