Tuesday, February 19, 2008

I got trumped.

Sometimes I text when I'm pissing - you can do it with one hand, while your other hand holds your dick and makes sure you piss straight - but yesterday when I was at a urinal in the movie theater bathroom after a show let out, the guy next to me totally trumped me - with his free hand, he single-handedly unwrapped a piece of gum and started chewing it, while was pissing.

3 comments:

JUSIPER said...

If only there had been an Olympic competition for pissing acrobatics.

el blogador said...

I'd watch that. I bet Thailand would win.

JUSIPER said...

Um... why?