A good ways before Halloween this past year at the one (Thai) restaurant where I work now, my one (older) (Thai) coworker who’s a whiz at the phones was showing us all on her smartphone some pictures of a skeleton-fence that she had ordered to put around her garden, for the upcoming holiday.
And, I started joking that she was showing us these pictures, but she actually was a murderer, and she wasn't going to use that fence she was showing us at all, instead she was going to build a fence from the bones of her victims.
And, as soon as I said that, she got this glint in her eye and she started smiling devilishly.
“Like a conspiration,” she was like.
And, I started saying that everyone on her block would have bone decorations for Halloween, but no-one would know that there was a difference, because the bones in her decorations were real.
And, during this entire conversation, she kept smiling devilishly, but my one (chubby) (Thai) coworker started getting really upset.
“Why you talk like this?”, she was like. “Say something positive.”
“Okay, okay!”, I was like. “She only kills people who deserve it!”
And, at that she gave an exasperated sigh and shook her head and left, and my one (older) (Thai) coworker started saying that the key to making these bone decorations was not to kill anyone you know, because then police could easily trace the murders back to you.
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