Thursday, October 12, 2023

Some restaurant banter…

…at the (Thai) restaurant where I work now, to a(n early 50s) (white) woman there with her husband and two (later teenager) kids, who ordered a glass of a bottle of wine where there wasn’t a full glass left but who was nevertheless open to buying the remainder at a discount and then switching to something different:

1)      “Would you like me to bring that out in a glass for you, or would you like to pound the bottle?”

 

2)      (When she has two wineglasses on the table) “Now that’s what I call a party.”

. . .

(She got a kick out of all that, like, seriously.)

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