Thursday, January 17, 2013

New Orleans vacation (7 of 7): A schnauzer microphallus.

At the house of the (white) (mid-30s) friends of my one friend with the cat, they had this old aging schnauzer who had developed cataracts in the past few months and was still learning his way back around the apartment.

Somehow we were all talking about something dirty, and the wife of the couple lifted up the dog and hugged him so he faced outwards, inadvertently exposing his penis.

"And the poor guy's got a small penis, too!", she was like.  "No, honestly, when we lived in Latin America, the vets there used to laugh about his penis.  One vet even called in another guy from the other room to show him how small it was."

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