Addendum.

The next day after I saw my one (chubby) (Thai) coworker blazing past me on an electric scooter with her hair blowing in the wind, I had worked another lunch shift with her at the one (Thai) restaurant where I work now.

And, when an acoustic cover of "My Heart Will Go On" cued up on the restaurant's Spotify soundtrack, I told her that she had the perfect haircut for the Titanic, and I mimicked her standing at the bow and having the wind blow through her hair.

Later, too, I told her that what I liked about her new haircut was how "glamorous" it was, but because of the Thai L/R thing she misheard me at first, and she said that she thought that I had used some different adjective to say that it made her look like a "gramma."