My recent name for my little cottage...

...like I even explained to my landlord lately, to his genuine amusement:

"Luigi Magione's dream house."

. . .

(Per reporting: 

"And in a Reddit group on hiking with a single backpack, he posted about how, when he was little, his friends drew pictures of large dream homes with pools and multi-car garages. But Mangione said he sketched a simple four-room home, writing in the post that 'it was everything I needed. Nothing more, nothing less.'

"'Four identically-sized square rooms: a bedroom, a living room, a kitchen/dining room, and a bathroom/laundry room. A place to sleep, a place to be, a place to eat, and a place to.. uh.. excrete . . . They thought I was weird. I thought their mansions were full of lots of b-------.'"

To be fair, though, the rooms in my cottage aren't identical size, and the dining room and the living room blend into one another, and the laundry isn't in the cottage, but rather in the basement of the front house... Still, though, close enough.)